When Women Played Ding Dong/ 50,000 B.C

Do you ding dong?

Although prehistoric cave-stud Ari (Antonio Sabato) wins the lovely virgin Listra (Nadia Cassini) in a pig-catching contest, their attempts at "Ding Dong" keep getting interrupted by idiot battles between his tribe, The Cave Dwellers, and the neighboring brood, The Lake Dwellers. Which does not please Listra. Annoyed that her hubby would rather make war than Ding Dong, Listra organizes the women of both tribes to go on strike and "abstain Ding Dong" until the men stop fighting. It all happens back in the days When Men Carried Clubs and Women Played Ding Dong, an Italian Stone Age sex comedy (also known simply as When Women Played Ding Dong) based on the Greek classic Lysistrata and filled with dumb jokes, shapely cavewomen sporting seventies hairstyles, a gay caveman with the hots for the hero, a title tune that will follow you forever and, of course, plenty of good old-fashioned Ding Dong!

Plus: Locked out of his trailer home by his nasty old wife, sad sack Charlie Wishnick tries to sleep it off in a crazy inventor's taxi cab but discovers it's actually a flying time machine which deposits him at the Knob Hill Nudist Camp back in 50,000 B.C. (Before Clothing)! There, goofy Charlie gawks at naked cavegirls, falls in love with the vivacious Zelda (Gigi Darlene of Bad Girls Go To Hell) and is almost eaten by real-life giant Eddie Carmel in this crackpot nudie-cutie, aka Nudes On the Rocks, and presented here in prehistoric "Nudicolor"!