Two And A Half Men: The Complete Third Season (2005) Rating: Starring: Charlie Sheen, Marin Hinkle, Holland Taylor, Melanie Lynskey, Conchata Ferrell, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Director: Category: Television Studio: Warner Bros. Subtitles: English, Spanish, French, Portuguese, Chinese Length: 527 mins     Will Charlie Take A Spin On The Marriage-Go-Round? The boys (two-and-a-half-men's worth) are back for a snappy, smart third season of TV's #1 comedy hit. A drop-dead gorgeous parade of Kandis, Sandys, Mandis and more marches in and out of the Harpers' malibu beach house, but the warm heart of the series remains the makeshift family that calls the beach house home - carefree bachelor Charlie (Charlie Sheen), his fussy chiropractor brother Alan (Jon Cryer) and Alan's precocious young son Jake (Angus T. Jones). This season Charlie romances a beautiful ballet dancer, Alan dates a 22-year-old cutie and his domineering ex-wife... and finally, wedding bells ring. Who's the happy couple? You'll be surprised! Disc 1: - Weekend In Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover - Carpet Burns And A Bite Mark - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs - We Called It Mr. Pinky - Hi, Mr. Horned One - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop Disc 2: - That Voodoo That I Do Do - Madame And Her Special Friend - Something Salted And Twisted - Santa's Village Of The Damned - That Special Tug - Humiliation Is A Visual Medium - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded Disc 3: - My Tongue Is Meat - Ergo, The Booty Call - The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer - The Spit-Covered Cobbler - Golly Moses, She's A Muffin - Always A Bridesmaid, Never A Burro - And The Plot Moistens Disc 4: - Just Once With Aunt Sophie - Arguments For The Quickie - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite