Fearless Vampire Killers, The: Or: Pardon Me, But Your Teeth Are In My Neck (1966) Rating: Starring: Alfie Bass, Jack MacGowran, Ferdy Mayne, Roman Polanski, Sharon Tate Director: Roman Polanski Category: Classics, Horror, Classics, Horror Studio: Warner Bros. Subtitles: English,Spanish,French Length: 107 mins     Who says Vampires are no laughing matter? It's the living end, a fancy-dress ball for blood fiends in Count Von Krolock's Transylvanian castle. Surely no mortal would be foolish enough to infiltrate this hemogobbling horror of a soiree. But partygoers notice something in the ballroom mirrors: the reflections of human - vampire killers - dancing among them. Director/co-writer Roman Polanski (The Pianist, Rosemary's Baby, Chinatown) spoofs vampire movies with this droll balancing act of shocks and laughs. He also portrays Alfred, mousy apprentice to a doddering researcher of vampirism (Jack MacGowran)...and the love struck defender of gorgeous Sarah (Sharon Tate) when the count (Ferdy Mayne) tries to make her the ghoul of his dreams. It's all fang-tastic fun!