Sinderella And The Golden Bra / Goldilocks And The Three Bares (1963) Rating: Starring: William Kerwin, Sydney Lassick, Vickie Miles Director: Herschell Gordon Lewis, Loel Minardi Category: Classics, Classics, Special Interest, Special Interest Studio: Image Ent. Subtitles: Length: 142 mins     A Fairy Tale for Adults Only! She Doesn't Lose her Shoes! The classic fairy tale is given a nude overhaul when Sinderella and the Golden Bra replaces the glass slipper with gilded B-cups! Treated miserably by her hag stepmother and two ugly stepsisters, Derella would love to go to Prince David's masked ball but doesn't have a thing to wear. Enter her oddball Fairy Godfather (Sidney Lassick of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest) who climbs in her window and gives her a magic gown good only till midnight. Sure enough, when the clock strikes 12, Derella flees, leaving her brassiere dangling from the prince's hand, who the searches for "the perfect fit" between the kingdom's lovely maidens and the Golden Bra...And if that ain't wacky enough, Sinderella and the Golden Bra is also-brace yourself-a musical! Plus: Suspicious of his girlfriend Allison's weekend disappearances, "skin-diving singing sensation" Eddie Livingston has a screwball friend trail her to-gasp!-Sunshine Park, a Miami Nudist Camp, in Goldilocks and the Three Bares (that's "bares" as in Nekkid), an early skinflick from cult legends David F. Friedman (Trader Hornee) and Herschell Gordon Lewis (The Gruesome Twosome), in "Buffocolor" and "Seemorescope"! Two Anatomy Award-Winning fairy tale-flavored Nudies, Sinderella and Golidlocks will assault your senses with their utter senselessness!