Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark / Transylvania 6-500 (Drive-In Double Feature) (1987) Rating: Starring: Ed Begley Jr., Joseph Bologna, Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum, Cassandra Peterson, Michael Richards Director: James Signorelli Category: Comedy, Horror, Horror, Special Interest, Special Interest Studio: Anchor Bay Subtitles: Length: 190 mins     Anchor Bay Entertainment Horror Double Features Elvira, Mistress Of the Dark When her Great Aunt dies, famed horror hostess Elvira heads for the uptight New England town of Falwell to claim her inheritance of a haunted house, a witch's cookbook and a punk rock poodle. But once the stuffy locals get an eyeful of the scream queen's ample assets, all hell busts out and breaks loose. Can The Madonna of the Macabre find love with a studly cinema owner, avoid her creepy Great Uncle, titillate the town's teens and become a Las Vegas dance sensation all without being burned alive at the stake? Cassandra Peterson stars in this sexy comedy hit, filled with wild wisecracks, campy chaos and scary movie spoofs, all poured into the lowest-cut black gown in horror movie history! Transylvania 6-5000 Tabloid reporter Jack Harrison (Jeff Goldblum) and Gil Turner (Ed Begley, Jr.) are sent to Transylvania with two choices: find the Frankenstein monster or find new jobs. But before the jumpy journalists can dig up their big story, they must first face the horrors of an extremely clumsy butler (Michael Richards) and a nymphomaniac vampire (Geena Davis) and a semi-mad doctor (Joseph Bologna), as well as assorted mummies, werewolves and more Transylvania oddballs. Can these two bumbling heroes unravel this monstrous mystery or are they in for some very scary surprises?