Click here to visit our new site --> CafeDVD 2.0 Dracula, The Dirty Old Man/ Guess What Happened To Count Dracula (1970) Rating: Starring: Claudia Barron, Vince Kelly, John Landon, Des Roberts, Billy Whitton Director: William Edwards, Laurence Merrick Category: Comedy, Horror, Horror, Special Interest Studio: Image Ent. Subtitles: [None] Length: 147 mins     See it with somone you trust. Newspaper reporter Mike Waters enters a desert cave expecting a "Mr. Alucard" but instead finds Dracula the Dirty Old Man.Wearing a hairpiece that resembles a dead skunk and babbling like a borscht belt comic, the vampire puts Mike under a supernatural spell, renames him "Irving Jackalman," and sends him out to get girls.Mike quickly turns into a werewolf-like creature that looks like a giant rodent and just as quickly begins attacking women in parking lots, gas stations, and even a drive-in!The women are then magically whisked away to the cave where Dracula drains 'em and "Irving" maims 'em until the two ghouls fight over who has dibs on Mike's luscious girlfriend, Ann