Click here to visit our new site --> CafeDVD 2.0 The Cartier Affair (1984) Rating: Starring: Joan Collins, Randi Brooks, David Hasselhoff, Ed Lauter, Stephen Apostle Pec, Telly Savalas Director: Rod Holcomb Category: Comedy, Drama Studio: Simitar Subtitles: [None] Length: 96 mins     Co man Curt Taylor (Baywatch's David Hasselhoff) has just been released from jail and is out of money, until local crimelord Phil Drexler (Telly Savalas) finds him a job he can't refuse -- stealing actress Cartier Rand's (Joan Collins) famous jewels.But there's one small catch -- Taylor must pose as Cartier's gay secretary to find them. This is one romantic comedy that once again proves love can not be bought..but it can be stolen.