Bury Me In Niagara / The Cartier Affair (1993) Rating: Starring: Joan Collins, Jean Stapleton, Denis Akiyama, Bernard Behrens, Zachary Bennett, Shae D'Lyn, Geraint Wyn Davies, Jayne Eastwood, David Hasselhoff, Ed Sahely, Telly Savalas Director: Rod Holcomb, Dave Thomas Category: Drama, Comedy Studio: Simitar Subtitles: [None] Length: 192 mins     Bury Me In Niagara Martin Mallory has spent most of his life catering to his overprotective mother Mildred.So when Mildred suddenly dies and is resurrected by a mysterious stone -- Martin and his ghostly mother find themselves on the run from a group of Japanese hit-men who want the stone. The Cartier Affair Curt Taylor has just been released on parole and desperately needs a job.That's when local crimelord Phil Drexler offers him the one job he can't refuse -- stealing actress Cariter Rand's famous jewels.The only catch -- Taylor must pose as a gay secretary to find them.