Christmas With The Simpsons (2003) Rating: Starring: Clarence Clemons, Gary Coleman, Richard Gere, Joe Mantegna, Tim Robbins, Linda Rondstadt, Alex Trebek, Adam West Director: Category: Comedy Studio: 20th Century Fox Subtitles: English,Spanish Length: 92 mins     Holiday Hilarity! Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire After Bart's tattoo removal, Homer's failure as a department store Santa, and a bad day at the dog track, Christmas prospects look dim for the Simpsons. But homer seizes the day and, with the help of Santa's Little Helper, blunders home with the best gift of all - someting to share the family's love. And frighten prowlers. A holiday classic!! Mr. Plow Homer opens a snow plow business only to have his best friend Barney open a rival outfit, with commercials by Linda Ronstadt. Homer sends Barney into an avalanche, then feels guilty and saves his life. Miracle on Evergreen Terrace Bart inadvertently burns down the Simpsons' Christmas tree, and claims that burglars did it. The town opens its heart to the family, only to turn on them when the truth is discovered. Grift of the Magi Bart is confined to a wheelchair and Springfield Elementary must construct ramps accessible to him. To pay for the construction, a corporation takes over the school and uses the children to design the next must-have Christmas toy. She of Little Faith Homer and Bart collaborate on a model rocket which destroys the First Church of Springfield. To raise money for repairs, the church sells advertising space, outraging Lisa - who becomes a Buddhist, with the help of a guest star Richard Gere.