Lord Of The G-Strings: The Femaleship Of The String (Unrated) (2003) Rating: Starring: Misty Mundae, Darian Caine, Barbara Joyce, A.J. Khan, Paige Richards Director: Terry M. West Category: Comedy, Erotica Studio: E.I. Cinema Subtitles: Length: 90 mins     Uncut collectors edition. Contains the uncut feature film plus over 120 minutes of bonus footage. In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, diminutive yet delectable Throbbit Bildo Saggins is sent by Smirnoff the Wizard to destroy the legendary G-String - the most powerful weapon in the land.The G-string was forged by the ancient villainess Horspank (Paige Richards), and those who possess the slinky and sexy under-garment experience supreme invincibility...and untold sensual pleasures. Bildo is accompanied on her dangerous mission by fellow Throbbits Hornee (Darian Caine) and Spam (A.J. Khan)-both small of stature and big of erotic appetite. Together this courageous and curvaceous threesome trek far and wide throughout the territory of Diddle Earth, evading the Dorc forces of the evil wizard Sourasse and finding safety only in one another's arms. Along the treacherous path, Bildo and company also meet up with a fearless fighter-the dethroned Queen Araporn (Barbara Joyce)-who joins their quest to Party-Pooper Volcano, the only place where the G-String can be destroyed. Amidst rampaging desires and female fantasies made flesh, Bildo must be wary of Ballem, a hideous creature who desires the G-String and will stop at nothing in his mad quest to have it. J.R.R. Bacchus presents a Terry M. West film, Lord Of The G-Strings: Femaleship Of the String-an epic erotic adventure pitting good against evil, small against big, beautiful against ugly and hot against 100mokin'!