It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002) Rating: Starring: Joan Cusack, Whoopi Goldberg Director: Kirk R. Thatcher Category: Children's, Family Studio: MGM / UA Subtitles: Length: 88 mins     "Inspirational, celebrational! A very welcome Muppet gift." - Chicago Sun-Times Have yourself a very Muppet Christmas with this all-new holiday movie starring Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy and the whole Muppet gang - plus a celebrity cast featuring David Arquette, Joan Cusack and Whoopi Goldberg, with cameos by Michael Lillard, William H. Macy, Carson Daly, Kelly Ripa, Joe Rogan, Molly Shannon anditheicast of "Scrubs"! 'Tis the night before Christmas, and the Muppet theater is in danger of being torn down. And when bad goes to worse, Kermit beginsito believe the world would be a better place if he'd never been born. But don't worry! With heavenly help andihilarious send-ups of just about every holiday movie ever made, Kermit and theiMuppets discover what matters most is their love for each other. Featuring showstopping musical numbers like "Moulin Scrooge!" (starring Miss Piggy as "Saltine"), this "charming and clever" (The San Diego Union-Tribune) holiday classic will have the whole family laughing!