Secret Sex Lives Of Romeo And Juliet/ Notorious Cleopatra (1970) Rating: Starring: Dicora Carse, Jay Edwards, Stuart Lancaster, Johnny Rocco, Forman Shane, Sonora Director: Peter Perry Category: Horror, Horror, Erotica Studio: Image Ent. Subtitles: Length: 179 mins     Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou pants, Romeo? It's Shakespeare with skin in The Secret Sex Lives of Romeo and Juliet an outrageously bawdy, sexed-up version of the world's most famous love story! A crackpot cast of mostly busty redheads perform the immortal tale of two lovers who end up loving just about everyone amidst a non-stop barrage of dumb jokes, gleeful nudity, rambunctious sex scenes, whipping, whipped cream, Derrick the Horny Hunchback, and literature's most famous line of dialogue, "Sock it to me!" Plus, sexually voracious fat slob Caesar sends Marc Anthony to bring The Notorious Cleopatra back to Rome. Though he's ordered to keep his hands to himself, Anthony quickly falls under the Queen's spell (no surprise since she's played by the black and beautiful Sonora), leading to a virgin sacrifice, and Egyptian orgy, the Ides of March, and a shocker of an ending in this wacky sex comedy you won't see on the History Channel anytime soon!