Transylvania Twist (1989) Rating: Starring: Teri Copley, Robert Vaughn, Steve Altman, Boris Karloff, Ace Mask, Jay Robinson, Angus Scrimm Director: Jim Wynorski Category: Comedy, Horror, Horror Studio: New Concorde Home Entertainment Subtitles: Length: 87 mins     You'll Laugh All The Way To The Blood Bank! Are you ready for a flight aboard Transylvania Airlines? A shopping trip to "Death City, U.S.A.?" Want to play "The Newly Dead Game?" Then take out your rubber spider collection, put on your wax vampire teeth and get ready to enjoy this hilarious horror film spoof from the legendary Hollywood producer Roger Corman. Robert Vaughn (BASEketball, Superman III, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.) stars as Byron Orlcok, graduate of the Bela Lugosi school of fine tailoring and general purveyor of Evil, whose scheme to unleash "The Destructor" from the Dimension Beyond would mean bye-bye to the planet Earth. Opposing him are chief wise-cracker and all-round good guy Dexter Ward (Steve Altman), sensuous bombshell rock star Marissa Orlock (Teri Copley) and "vampire buster" Victor Van Helsing (Ace Mask). Poking good-natured fun at such films as Halloween, Friday the 13th, Phantasm and The Exorcist, Transylvania Twist will keep you in stitches with its gag-filled, "biting" humor.