Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972) Rating: Starring: Paul Cronin, Jane Daly, Jeffrey Gillen, Valerie Mamches, Alan Ormsby, Anya Ormsby Director: Bob Clark Category: Horror Studio: VCI Home Video/ Magic Lantern Subtitles: [None] Length: 87 mins Want to buy?           You're Invited To Orville's "Coming-Out" Party…It'll Be A Scream…Yours! The Set-Up: Five young kinky actors and their artistic director come to a desolate and nearly forgotten burial island, complete with a morbid history of Murder, Rape, Curses and Demons. Alan, the brilliant but bizarre Director of the company, has brought them to this foreboding place to dabble in witchcraft; specifically to dig up a fresh corpse and use it in a ritual ceremony which is supposed to raise the dead from their graves. The Pay-Off: It seems as though Alan has really gathered his "children" here, only to play a practical joke on them and then to party the rest of the night away. However, the joke's on Alan. His bizarre ritual ceremony really does raise the dead from their graves…only they're in no mood to party.